Apparel

Relationship Status: In Relationship with Medical School long sleeve shirt




$23.19

Shipping to United States: $4.29
  • Details
    This long-sleeve performance shirt speaks to the life of someone balancing anatomy labs and late-night rotations. The anatomical heart graphic and the tiny, wry “(don't bother)” line capture both dedication and dry humor — a quiet nod to the push-pull of medical school relationships. Lightweight and breathable, the shirt moves with you between campus, the gym, and study groups. It feels like a reliable layer when the call room is chilly and like a shared joke when worn with fellow med students at anatomy review or graduation-week gatherings. Wear it when you need something that handles sweat and sun but still says, plainly, that your heart (and time) is pledged to medicine.

    Product features
    - 100% moisture-wicking polyester for fast drying and cooling
    - Extra light fabric (3.5 oz/yd²) with athletic fit for active movement
    - Direct-to-Film (DTF) printed anatomical heart graphic with small “(don't bother)” text
    - UPF 30+ sun protection for outdoor study breaks and runs
    - Durable construction with heat-seal/tear-away label transition

    Care instructions
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    - Do not bleach
    - Do not tumble dry
    - Do not iron
    - Do not dryclean
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    OsteoGear will donate, at least yearly, 10% of net profits to the American Osteopathic Foundation in support of scholarships for osteopathic medical students.