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Warning: May Spontaneously Lecture About Fascia T-Shirt | Anatomy Humor Tee




$21.94

Shipping to United States: $3.99
  • Details
    Wear this tee like a friendly public service announcement. The bold red “WARNING” panel and crisp black lettering—“May spontaneously lecture about FASCIA”—announce your biomechanics obsession with deadpan humor. It’s roomy and relaxed, with a clean crew neckline and smooth print surface that keeps the message readable from across the room. Slip it on before clinic, lab, class, or an anatomy study group and let it break the ice, spark conversations, or earn a knowing smile from fellow body nerds.

    Product features
    - Twill shoulder tape to reduce stretching and stabilize the back
    - Tubular, no-side-seam construction for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
    - Ribbed knit collar with no seam for long-lasting shape retention
    - Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) with soft hand suitable for DTG/DTF printing
    - Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label for comfortable, irritation-free wear

    Care instructions
    - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    - Do not iron
    - Do not dryclean
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    - Tumble dry: low heat


    EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
    Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
    Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
    Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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